Iron Man Cosplay On A Budget. Like A $0 Budget


Halt citizen — you do not want pictures of her. That is a man in a pink wig.

Because conventions are expensive enough to attend, sometimes you don’t have any money left over for a costume. Aaaaaaaaand this is what happens — you wind up wearing your PJ’s and some yellow ribbon. Listen — when packing tape is the most expensive part of your costume it is time to reevaluate your life as a cosplayer. Kidding, this guy probably wound up going home with Catwoman. “The girl wearing a trash bag with two spoons taped to her head?” Yep — they’re gonna have babies together! “You mean kittens?” Iron kitties.

The Best Piece of Crap Iron Man Cosplay Suit Ever Created [obviouswinner]

Thanks to bb and Terry, who’ve both been cosplaying as my friends. Wait — you guys aren’t for real?!

Teensy Weensy! The World’s New Smallest Vertebrate


Plus they can stop on a dime.

According to a research article published by the University of Louisiana, this is the recently discovered New Guinea Paedophryne amanuensis, the world’s new smallest vertebrate. Which — come on — show a little backbone, will ya? Haha, that was an Indiana Jones quote. You know, from the scene where he’s in the airplane and the pilot’s pet snake is between his legs. Indy hates snakes! Me? I hate everything.

Averaging less than one-third of an inch (7.7 millimeters) in length, the frogs are able to fit in the center of a U.S. dime.

Paedophryne amauensis steals its tiny crown from Paedocypris progenetica, an Indonesian fish that averages over eight millimeters in length.

Wow, could you imagine being that small? The world would seem so giant. But to us humans, it’s tiny. I mean, we can travel around the entire planet in like, what, 80 days now? Technology!

World’s Tiniest Vertebrate, Paedophryne Amauensis Frog, Discovered In New Guinea[huffingtonpost] and Ecological Guild Evolution and the Discovery of the World’s Smallest Vertebrate [plosone] (official scientific mumbo-jumbo paper). Thanks to Rev Dr. Dom, who found an even smaller frog in his soup one time but didn’t tell anybody because he really likes the restaurant’s dessert and didn’t want them to get closed down.

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MW3 trailer released (yes is a war game)

MW3 Trailer Released

If you are into killing people you don’t know over countless days on the internet then you are probably as excited as I am that the new Modern Warfare 3 trailer has been released. I have already warned my lady that she better get her quality time with me now because when this gem releases on November 8th (tentative launch date) she will be switching back over to her battery operated boyfriend for a while.

Let just face it that every year when this game series launches new titles for that first couple of months its better than sex (and less clean up afterward…. unless you spill the RedBull). I was looking back at one of my multiple player cards yesterday just to get an idea of how much time that I have spent on BlackOps (the last Call of Duty Release) and almost got sick when I realized there are probably plenty of other things out there I can be wasting my time on. But then again who doesn’t love them some good old fashion ass kicking.

When the bullets are flying and the noobs are dying that’s where you will find me (probably on the wrong end next to the noobs). The Video Below is my take on the whole thing and a bunch of other rambling I am doing about who the hell knows what this time!!

Silly Willie

As everyone in America knows but now Willie Nelson was arrested for drug possession, big flipping surprise. What I did find odd was that it was the border patrol that arrested him with no less than 6oz’s of the green stuff.

willie nelson smoke

So recently the Arvin West was interviewed about how Willie would be treated if convicted and put into jail (In case you don’t know who Arvin is, I know I sure as hell didn’t its the Sheriff in charge of the jail he would serve his time in). “I’m going to make him cook and clean” stated Arvin.

I can’t imagine that Willie is any sort of Martha Stuart so unless they want Marijuana Brownies and Hash Pancakes I would have him keep the other prisoners happy and have him sing with a joint in his mouth.

Let the genie out of the bottle!!

So I am searching through the blogs today and everyone seems to be bitching about how Christina Aguilera is stealing Lady GaGa’s style in her new music video “Not Myself Tonight”. Apparently, these idiots have never seen a Christina video before. Christina has been making teenage boys (and girls) have wet dreams over her music videos for over a decade now. It is a popular trend in the music industry to steal other artists style but I hate to break it to you uneducated nonmusic video watching idiots that GaGa actually stole her style from Christina.


How could this be true you ask? Well apparently some of these people missed the video for “Dirty” and if that wasn’t GaGa enough for them then maybe they never saw the video to “Lady Marmalade”!! Either way, I find it funny that this is even being brought up. If you ask my honest opinion it all came from Marlyn Monroe and remixed to today’s standards…. but that is just my honest opinion. There have to be far better things to talk about today. Here are couple of links that I think you should check out if you don’t believe me. (that is if you click them before YouTube pulls them down)

The first video is a prime example of previous videos Christina has done with similar if not the same style. The second is the actual video. I think it’s time for the media and bloggers alike to observe a blast from the past start paying attention to things like facts and… why this idiot (yes I am referring to myself) figured this out and you didn’t!! You be the judge.

What do you think, who copied who?

She Bush


Not a big day for the media but one thing that did stand out was former First Lady Laura Bush had some interesting things from her new book hit the net. One of the most interesting things I saw from it were about George Bush being poisoned on a trip the Germany for the Summit in2007. She talks about how George and the rest of his staff got sick and they believe that he had been poisoned though never were able to prove it. This to me once again proves that the Germans are idiots. Who in their right mind whether they like him or not would try to take out the most powerful man in the world on your home turf. In fact, I can’t even think of a battle that Germany has won that had any significant reliance in “The Motherland” can you?

Maybe the Germans need to start taking advice from Tiger Woods. This is a man for years was able to get away with whatever he wanted and never get caught for it. Yes…yes, I do understand that he was caught in the act in the end, but when it comes to shifting global power in this world a little secrecy would probably make them more successful. If nothing else it might help out their golf swing, who was the last German to win a Masters?